Two girls sitting at a table.
Birthday girl, “I’m going to be 28 this Friday and I’ve never had sex on my birthday. Just when I think it will happen, it looks like I’ll be on my period. This sucks.”
Friend, “Well, looks like you are getting fucked on your birthday.”
A ticket was sent to the kitchen with the name “fucking Steve” on it.
I went back to get the food and one of the cooks asked, “who’s ‘fucking Steve’?”
My reply, “I dunno, probably his wife.”
Two girls talking…..
“I hate redheaded sluts”
A guy walks by and says, “I have no idea why.”
They were talking about shots
“I don’t want to go there, no one ever goes there. It’s too crowded.”
Obviously discussing going to another bar or club.
Girls at the bar discussing Christmas and gift giving at Office parties.
“I always get fucked on a white elephant.”
Bartender hands a guy a shot and he pounds it. Afterwards he says, “this tastes like something but I can’t put my finger on it. What is it?”
Bartender, “it’s a g-spot”
Someone was asking what my bar was like and I said, “This place is like Sodom and Gomorrah. I’ve caught people having sex in the bathrooms, doing drugs….”
A server asked, “What’s Sodom and Gomorrah? Is that before my time?”